Megasilly

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#the avengers

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Teacher:	Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
Me:	LOKI?
Teacher:	Pardon?
Me:	The God of Mischief.
Teacher:	...okay. So, where's your homework?
Me:	I don't have it.
Teacher:	What?
Me:	I sent it off, I know not where.
Teacher:	Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
Me:	Is it madness? IS IT?
Teacher:	Hey, watch your tone-
Me:	WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
Teacher:	Okay, I think you need to-
Me:	How's your coffee?
Teacher:	What?
Me:	You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
Teacher:	I don't-
Me:	There's no gas in the tank.
Teacher:	What-
Me:	I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
Teacher:	Okay, I think it's time for-
Me:	LOKI'D.
Teacher:	Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
Me:	NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
Teacher:	Preferably several someones?
Me:	I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
Teacher:	Restrain her.
Me:	being dragged away I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
Teacher:	What even.
Friend:	You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.

#loki'd #omg yes

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clockworkdreamer:

Alanna wields sharp edges, poor Neal.

#tamora pierce #alanna of trebond and olau
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lelliephant:

moraniarty:

nabootheenigma:

bellinitini:

ok

so here it is

my whole biology course on avngers revision cards

im gonna pass for sure now

THIS IS MY EXAM I LOVE YOU SO HARD GOOD LUCK TOMORROW

i wish i was taking this exam tomorrow these are just so awesome

I will love over these everyday so I’m not screwed for my Biology exam in june.

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#biology #studying #the avengers #winning at life
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believe-in-holmes:

#john probably would have followed you off that damn hospital roof if he had been up there with you

oh.

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#sherlock #bbc sherlock
Text Abort mission!

Just kidding. Hi! You’ve found me. ~~But it’s okay because you only live once and you already knew I was a weirdo.~~

‘Sup?

#awaytothesun #when real life finds your tumblr #run awayyyyy #best friends 5ever
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beardedtrekkies:

moriartyandcrumpets:

bookstakemeaway:

becks28nz:

Tony and Sherlock - oblivious genius

Geniuses baffled by what others see as possibly the simplest things in life.

When I saw this scene in The Avengers I thought the EXACT SAME THING.

Captain’s Log: Guys… you’re getting it all wrong. These are BOTH Sherlock Holmes getting stuff wrong. One is just disguised as Tony Stark. Gosh, get your stories right.

(via consulting-meerkat)

#the avengers #sherlock #bbc sherlock #tony stark
Text For some reason I’m in one of those moods where everything is awesome.

I don’t know why, but, hey, I’m not complaining!

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Notes My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom:	GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother:	that's not fair
Mom:	DO AS I SAY.
Brother:	You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom:	Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me:	I CAN HEAR YOU.

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most-awkward-moments:

tiriathurin:

An alarm clock which will only switch off if you smile at it. A genius and potentially catastrophically annoying concept by Kim Jungwoo.

This is going to be every morning

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