Megasilly |
I post Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Disney, Tamora Pierce, Sherlock, Merlin, Homestuck, anything funny, and whatever else I'm obsessed with currently. I love music, art, and writing. Want to get to know me? Ask me a question! |
(Source: the-starkster, via fabmab)
| Teacher: | Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but- |
| Me: | LOKI? |
| Teacher: | Pardon? |
| Me: | The God of Mischief. |
| Teacher: | ...okay. So, where's your homework? |
| Me: | I don't have it. |
| Teacher: | What? |
| Me: | I sent it off, I know not where. |
| Teacher: | Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange... |
| Me: | Is it madness? IS IT? |
| Teacher: | Hey, watch your tone- |
| Me: | WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT? |
| Teacher: | Okay, I think you need to- |
| Me: | How's your coffee? |
| Teacher: | What? |
| Me: | You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank? |
| Teacher: | I don't- |
| Me: | There's no gas in the tank. |
| Teacher: | What- |
| Me: | I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS. |
| Teacher: | Okay, I think it's time for- |
| Me: | LOKI'D. |
| Teacher: | Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office? |
| Me: | NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME. |
| Teacher: | Preferably several someones? |
| Me: | I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A- |
| Teacher: | Restrain her. |
| Me: | *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant... |
| Teacher: | What even. |
| Friend: | You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it. |
Alanna wields sharp edges, poor Neal.
THIS IS MY EXAM I LOVE YOU SO HARD GOOD LUCK TOMORROWok
so here it is
my whole biology course on avngers revision cards
im gonna pass for sure now
i wish i was taking this exam tomorrow these are just so awesome
I will love over these everyday so I’m not screwed for my Biology exam in june.
(via ashandherketchup)


Just kidding. Hi! You’ve found me. But it’s okay because you only live once and you already knew I was a weirdo.‘Sup?
Tony and Sherlock - oblivious genius
Geniuses baffled by what others see as possibly the simplest things in life.
When I saw this scene in The Avengers I thought the EXACT SAME THING.
Captain’s Log: Guys… you’re getting it all wrong. These are BOTH Sherlock Holmes getting stuff wrong. One is just disguised as Tony Stark. Gosh, get your stories right.
(via consulting-meerkat)
I don’t know why, but, hey, I’m not complaining!

| Mom: | GO TO YOUR ROOM |
| Brother: | that's not fair |
| Mom: | DO AS I SAY. |
| Brother: | You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!! |
| Mom: | Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings. |
| Me: | I CAN HEAR YOU. |
An alarm clock which will only switch off if you smile at it. A genius and potentially catastrophically annoying concept by Kim Jungwoo.
This is going to be every morning
(Source: meandsam, via mischievous-little-tricksters)
Driving in the car with the radio on, you just picked up your kids from school.
“How was...
“HE HAS A MOUSTACHE”.
feels
oh god! this still makes me cry
John arrives home to see that Sherlock had already solved the case and has moved on to...